(Z was sitting on the toilet before his shower)
Z: Mama, did Kelly say she had a pig bladder?
Me: No, she has a pig valve in her heart.
Z: (thinking)
Z: Well, that explains why she snorts when she laughs!
Z: Mama, did Kelly say she had a pig bladder?
Me: No, she has a pig valve in her heart.
Z: (thinking)
Z: Well, that explains why she snorts when she laughs!