This was a recent conversation between Zack and I one morning as we were getting ready. As you'll see, he's a man with a plan.
Mommy, we need to buy a froggy.
We do. A real one.
What are you going to do with a frog?
I'll hold it a little bit. And I'll step on bugs and give them to the frog to eat. And I'll keep him in a basket (note: by this he meant his bug cage).
But frogs like to be in water.
I'll give him a little bit of water so he can drink it, but not too much.
I see. Where are we going to buy this frog?
Well, we're NOT going to buy it at CVS.
Duly noted. And just for the record, I was NOT able to contain my laughter.